A colleague received the following email yesterday (February 14th):
Hope your well.
I hope Valentines Day is not to cringe for you and although you may have that special someone special in your life, my PHP Developer is more special to you and your business.
He is available immediately.
If you are looking or are interested in finding out more please don’t hesitate to contact me.
Wow. Given the poor sentence construction and grammar, this might be unintentional, but it's still crap.